Tired of the same old memecoins? $DTC brings Doge to TON, fast, decentralized, and ready to shake things up. No corporate nonsense, no VC overlords, Just pure degenerate fun and on-chain chaos.
You just need to chill out. Because, we have a platform for you to earn through farming.
Never miss interacting with the fun-filled community.
Secure That TON - You need TON, the magic internet money. If you don’t have any, sell your kidney (joking, maybe) or just buy it from an exchange like a normie.
Find the Official DTC Presale Website - Do NOT get rugged by some scammer in Telegram pretending to be “Admin Bro.” Triple-check the website like your life depends on it. (Because your portfolio does.)
Yeet Your TON into the Presale - Take your precious TON and send it to the presale address like a true crypto chad. No hesitation. No doubts. Just pure hopium.
Pray & Confirm - Review your transaction and pray to the blockchain gods. If everything goes right, you’ll soon be flexing on Twitter with #WenLambo tweets.
DEX It Like a Pro - Head over to a decentralized exchange (DEX), market buy like a madman, and tell yourself, "It’s still early, bro".
P2P Trade – The Underground Experience - Meet some random stranger on a P2P marketplace and trade $DTC like it’s an illegal back-alley deal. Just don’t wear a trench coat, or you might scare people.
Total Supply: 3,500,735,007 DTC (yes, we made it look random for extra legitimacy).
Marketing (3%) – For paying influencers to shill us like it’s the second coming of Doge.
Presale (42.5%) – For the real ones who ape in before the normies arrive.
Liquidity (15%) – So your trades don’t feel like swimming in a kiddie pool.
Treasury (10%) – Funds locked for “development” (or a yacht, depends on the mood).
Team (3%) – Just enough to survive, not enough for a Lambo (yet).
Giveaways (2%) – Because we believe in free money, just not too much.
Partners (2%) – To make it look like we have friends in high places.
Staking Pool (22.5%) – Because making money while doing nothing is the dream.
It’s Doge, but on TON. No logic. No reason. Just pure degeneracy.
If it does, we’ll take full credit. If not, we’ll blame "market conditions" and launch DTC 2.0.
Memes. Mayhem. Market manipulation. Oh, and you can probably stake it or something.
Bro, if we were gonna rug, do you think we’d waste time writing this? (Actually, don’t answer that.)
Right after you stop being broke.
If he does, delete all your FUD tweets and pretend you were here since day one.
Just type "HELP, I GOT REKT" in Telegram. Someone will probably laugh and send a meme.
(JK, Bark at support@dogetonchain.com)
